You have now been returned to power by the people so many times, we are starting to wonder if it's worth putting anyone else's name on the ballot papers! Nice work! Have you seen long queues of jobless citizens queuing for work? Neither have I, nor will I, in this land of full employment! And we owe it all to you and your work! We are proudly one of the few nations that are taking our climate change obligations seriously. We may be members of a small club, but it's an important one. Oh how we look upon those countries with debt problems and laugh, now we have you as our astute and dare I say 'prudent' leader. Nobody cheers as loud for you as those people you have raised out of poverty, in your triumphant mission to rid the curse of poverty from our country. Survivor They say some politicians are political survivors, but you really define the word with the way you keep dodging those terrorist plots. We can now truly hold up this country as the prime example of a free-market system, where everything and everyone is for sale at the right price. We may not all look alike or sound alike, but under your leadership, we all now feel equal with our fellow man/woman/other, and isn't that the most important thing? Our citizens are now under firmer control than ever before. It seems nobody has been a stronger champion of the power of the state than you. You have done fantastic work in the service of God, and restored our country's rightful status as one Kingdom under God, with a pious and devoted population.Ĭongratulations! You have all-but-banished the thought of any other political parties from the minds of the electorate, reducing other politicians to mere has-beens. Our country has shown itself to be on the cutting edge of technology and we are now held up as an example of innovation, skill and science. You truly have made this country a green and pleasant land, free from the horrors of pollution, waste and damage to the climate. The proletariat are down-trodden no longer. Congratulations!Ĭongratulations! You have managed to steer the ship of state for six years without once having to resort to firing a minister or enduring the embarrassment of a resignation.Ĭongratulations comrade! You have remade this country in the very image of a socialist paradise. Using a combination of prudence and economic ability, you have managed to keep the country's finances in the black for five whole years. The people owe their wealth and prosperity to your remarkable economic genius! You have shown exceptional skill in managing the economic affairs of the nation. Like nowhere else, the citizens of this country can now walk the streets safely, and sleep sound in their beds knowing that crime is practically consigned to the history books. 42 achievements worth of 40.74 points Achievement 20.7 average hours needed for completion.
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